michaellfatica:

"what musicals do you like?"

me: 

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

(Source: chrom-o-ween)

ejdumb:

wow toad you wanna be any more of a fucking asshole

teencry:

me at social gatherings:

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upgraders:

mcwrap:

white people hanging out

hah classic. i get it. because only white people own apple products

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

whoredinarygirl:

applying for college

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(Source: daddyfuckedme)

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge)

cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

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my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

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(Source: kakagais)

daytimeblogger:

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

Doesn’t make them any more meaningful/important than if they came from females