i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
people who scream when they see their friends at school
One time i gave this guy a blow job. And he had like a goood dick. But his cum tasted so nasty idk if he had asperagus or something but yeah he came in my mouth and said "swallow" so i was trying to be a diva and swallow that shit but ended up having the craziest gag reflex and threw up all over him. We went to Ihop afterwards tho, then he bought me some new shoes from Kmart. :)
When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr
like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden
we should have that
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.
I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card
this picture started a revolution